Nigel
Nigel the aboriginal was invited on a bear hunting trip in america
by 2 american hunters.So off Nigel goes to the airport wearin a pair
of shorts and his boomerang in hand.
Once at the other side of the world,Nigel is walkin through the airport
with his boomerang wearin a pair of shorts and 1 thong on his foot.Hey,,
Nigel says 1 of the hunters,,,you ve lost a thong there m8,,,Nuhh says
Nigel ,,i found 1,,,So off they head to the cabin in the mountans for some
hunting
Hey nigel you ever been bear huntin??Ohh ya ,said Nigel but them koala to
easy m8,,,,,,,No not koala bear Nigel,we mean grizzly bear.Ohhhh no i never
seen one of them ones says Nigel.Once up at the cabin Nigel is already heading
out the door with his boomerang in hand,,,Hey,,Nigel u cant kill a bear with
a stick m8...Ohh its only a stick if it dont come back m8 and with that he
headed out the door.
Ohhh jeez i think Nigel might have got killed ,its been 4 hours now,we better go
get the carcuss.The 2 hunters started walking towards the door when they passed
the window and saw Nigel running full bore at the cabin with a big bear right
behind him with a big lump on its head,,,,Open the fuckin door open the fuckin
door yells Nigel,,
The hunter opened the door just as the bear took a big leap at Nigel,,,Nigel took
a quick step to the right the bear slid into the cabin,Nigel quickly bolted
the door shut,looked through the window and said ,,,,,,,skin that bastard,i`ll
be back with another one,
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Subject: A Good Aussie Joke 
