HomeFAQSearchUsergroupsRegisterLog in
Community Status: INACTIVE
Who is online?
In total there are 2 users online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 2 Guests

None

Most users ever online was 32 on Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:02 pm
Log in
Username:
Password:
Log in automatically: 
:: I forgot my password

Share | 
 

 I swear to god...

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Mad Frog
Founder
Founder
avatar

Posts : 1043
Location : Darwin, Aus
Age : 24
Join date : 2009-09-25

PostSubject: I swear to god...   Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:20 am

This kids a total smack tard

I admit, soem of the shit i said was bullshit, but come one... No way this kids serious


(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: shouldnt u b celebrating christmas?
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: its noon on da 25th isnt it?
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: no
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: 3.30pm
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: o
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i was close
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: shouldnt u b celebrating christmas?
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: yeah
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: y arnt u
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: already opened everything
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: do u not like The Son Of God?
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: im not religious
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: u should be
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: y?
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: im not goin to enjoy watching u burn in hell
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: u kno wat the worst part of that is?
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: what?
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: ur burning yet u never get burns
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: 3rd degree burns dont exist ur nerve cells will always b there burning for eternity
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: imagine ur dick......ouch
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Meh
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: doesnt bother me, im not religious
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: and u kno wat?
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: wat'
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: ill be up in heaven in paradise
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: good for you
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: im goin to hate it man
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: and you know what
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: wat
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Im gunna be down in "hell" with all the hot chicks, coz the hot ones are the naughty ones Wink
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: alot of christian girlz are hot
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: and u kno wat?
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: And they stop being christian when they meet guys like me
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: u rely think any 1 of them are goin to let u touch them?
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: same wit me man
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: imi a christian but u kno wat?
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Well mate, i lost it at 13, and pretty much had non stop action with chicks since then
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: im 16 now
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: so i think i'll be right
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: im not even a virgin
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i lost it at 11
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Fuck off, you cant even get it up at 11
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: want to bet?
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: God has forgiven me
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: thats wat christmas is about
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: the sighn that God came to save U he loves u no matter how much u hate him
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: well, you beg for forgiveness when ever you get a girl friend
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: no i dont!
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i have 1
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i kiss her i hold her
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: shes a gift from God
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: So you cant get her dirty then, cause she's a gift from your idol and all
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: lol
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i am one of the baddest guys ull ever meet
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: im into scremo i go to clubs im a playa
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i used to be emo
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i get in trouble every day
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Yea, you are pretty bad ass, go to church and have a girlfriend... amazing
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: YET GOD FORGIVES ME
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: no
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: u kno wat a couple weeks ago i got suspended
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: and
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: he forgave you?
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i cussed out my princepal
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: he always forgives man
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: that is so bad ass
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: wish i was as cool as that
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i punched my teach 2 yrs ago
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: i only get suspended for fighting and bullying
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: she gave me a F on a paper
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i got hancuffed week ago
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: u punched a chic? thats bad ass
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i went to juvey for 3 days!
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Hero
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: I been for 3 weeks
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: try that
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: got caught withdrugs
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: 2 kilos of weed
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: almost went for 3 yrs
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: beat that
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Sure you did
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: my mom was a drug dealer
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: My school record file involves 3 mins of scrolling down non stop...
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: if she got caught wit all that shed be lookin at 20 yrs in prison
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: My police record means i need to report to them 3 times a month
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i went on probation
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: mmmhmmm
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: couldnt leave my house for a month
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: you know your just spinning bullshit
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: had to get my homework brougt to me by a freind
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: no im not
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: OMG
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: im telling u the cold hard truth
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: you get a month off school, and u do school work
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i have to
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: god, ur so bad ass
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: my mom
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: thats like rolling the ball left handed in Lawn Bowls
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: nah
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: i got the awnsers of the internet
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: ive done so many things
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: like
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: wen i was 8 me and my freind went to walmart and got caught shopliffting
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: good for u
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: my mom didnt are she was hi
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: when i was 8, i got caught in a smash n grab
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: lol
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: w/e
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: lier
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: so are you
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: no im not
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: sheryal evans is my mom
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: look her upp
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Now i know your full of shit
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: how
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: you dont go around saying drug dealers first and last names, they go by nicknames
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: you wanna know how i know?
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: shes not a dealer anymore
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: i use to be a delivery boy
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: BS
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: Im being serious
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: just fing look her up
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: look at her record
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: i picked it up off a dealer, rode motor bike to the buyers house, picked up the cash, took cash back
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: stole some caash?
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: yeah, and get shot... thats an excellent idea
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: how does that big brain fit in that tiny head?
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: LOL
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: hold on i need a drink
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: yeah
-MÄÐ F®️ØG-: cya

_________________
There is NOTHING more exhilerating, as being at a randoms party, and hearing YOUR song come on, and the room fills up with people dancing.



Back to top Go down
View user profile http://sharpshooters.progoo.us
AuSnipe
Founder
Founder
avatar

Posts : 696
Location : New South Wales, Australia
Age : 23
Join date : 2009-09-25

PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:47 am

LOL. He's told me a fair bit of BS. I'll try and a copies conversation onto the forums next time time I talk to him.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.sharpshooters.progoo.us
«§×§» Handgun_Hero
Upper Managment
Upper Managment
avatar

Posts : 845
Location : Mackay, Queensland, Australia
Join date : 2009-11-25

PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:15 am

-Why is he asking why you aren't celebrating Christmas like a good Christian when he is not doing the same?
-It is impossible to have proper sex prior to the age of 13.
-How the fuck is he Christian if he goes through drugs, women and Juvey on a constant schedule?
-Why the fuck would you do school work when you aren't going to school?
-You cannot be suspended for any more than 3 days with good reason. You're lucky if you can rip up 1 week. 1 month suspension is against education policies in most countries.
-You don't say names of drug dealers. They have nicknames for security purposes.
-You cannot find a drug dealer's name on the internet. The police will censor it for security reasons, unless the media somehow exposes it, in which case the government usually censors it if they can and promptly arrests the poster. You may find nicknames, but never a real name.

You cannot bullshit a bullshitter. Wink

_________________


Vietnam | Glory Obscured Tester and Mapper. Leading developer of the cancelled Flames of The Empire: Scorched Earth project.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.screamingcricket.com/forum/index.php
Victor Charlie
Upper Managment
Upper Managment
avatar

Posts : 147
Location : North Queensland
Age : 35
Join date : 2009-11-21

PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:31 pm

Made my day
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Mad Frog
Founder
Founder
avatar

Posts : 1043
Location : Darwin, Aus
Age : 24
Join date : 2009-09-25

PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:32 am

«§×§» Anarchist wrote:
-Why is he asking why you aren't celebrating Christmas like a good Christian when he is not doing the same?
-It is impossible to have proper sex prior to the age of 13.
-How the fuck is he Christian if he goes through drugs, women and Juvey on a constant schedule?
-Why the fuck would you do school work when you aren't going to school?
-You cannot be suspended for any more than 3 days with good reason. You're lucky if you can rip up 1 week. 1 month suspension is against education policies in most countries.
-You don't say names of drug dealers. They have nicknames for security purposes.
-You cannot find a drug dealer's name on the internet. The police will censor it for security reasons, unless the media somehow exposes it, in which case the government usually censors it if they can and promptly arrests the poster. You may find nicknames, but never a real name.

You cannot bullshit a bullshitter. Wink


At my school (and i think the whole of NT is the same) you get 1 day suspension, the 3 days, 1 week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, 4 weeks... If your over the age of 15 you get kicked out at this point, but if not, you just stay oon 4weeks until your 15, or the year ends and the school can refuse your enrollment next year.

_________________
There is NOTHING more exhilerating, as being at a randoms party, and hearing YOUR song come on, and the room fills up with people dancing.



Back to top Go down
View user profile http://sharpshooters.progoo.us
Mad Frog
Founder
Founder
avatar

Posts : 1043
Location : Darwin, Aus
Age : 24
Join date : 2009-09-25

PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:35 am

Mad Frog wrote:
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: got caught withdrugs
(98th)Pvt.Sn|per: 2 kilos of weed

And WTF!!! Seriously... if his mums a drug dealer, and he gets caught with 2 kilo of weed (and thats a fuck load and would of cost even more) wouldnt his mum get caught to?

_________________
There is NOTHING more exhilerating, as being at a randoms party, and hearing YOUR song come on, and the room fills up with people dancing.



Back to top Go down
View user profile http://sharpshooters.progoo.us
«§×§» Handgun_Hero
Upper Managment
Upper Managment
avatar

Posts : 845
Location : Mackay, Queensland, Australia
Join date : 2009-11-25

PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:17 pm

Indeed, 2kg of weed can fetch you a shitload of money. 100g alone is good business. They wouldn't let a kid be responsible for that.

_________________


Vietnam | Glory Obscured Tester and Mapper. Leading developer of the cancelled Flames of The Empire: Scorched Earth project.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.screamingcricket.com/forum/index.php
BigUnit22
Founder
Founder
avatar

Posts : 834
Location : New South Wales | Australia
Age : 24
Join date : 2009-09-25

PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:12 am

the things people do to make a buck

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
-RêÐßåRôN-
Member
Member
avatar

Posts : 78
Location : Victoria, Australia
Age : 22
Join date : 2010-02-07

PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:47 am

He makes chrisitans look bad. He obviously isnt one, its hard enough saying your a christian without losers like him saying bs about themselves. "yea im a christian but i take drugs, swear at people and have tons of sex"
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: I swear to god...   

Back to top Go down
 
I swear to god...
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Swear Filter Too Strict
» Swear Word Abbreviations

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Sharp Shooters :: General :: War Stories-
Jump to: