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PostSubject: Thought Provoking Sayings   Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:41 pm

Basically post sayings, quotes, questions that provoke thought... I'll start with a few...


Do bears shit in the woods?

Where do words go when you back space them?

The man that discovered milk... What was he doing there in the first place?

If Pizzas are round, why do they come in square boxes?

Why on childrens cough medicine and pain medicine, it says "Do not operate heavy machinery after taking"?

Why on "Nobby's Nuts" packets, it has the following warning.. "Warning, contains nuts"

Why on sleeping medication it has the following warning: "May cause drowsiness"

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PostSubject: Re: Thought Provoking Sayings   Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:31 am

Why is it... When your girlfriend/ wife gets pregnant... Everyone rubs her belly and says "Congratulations"

But no one ever rubs your dick and says "Good Job"

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PostSubject: Re: Thought Provoking Sayings   Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:26 am

MAD FROG wrote:
Why is it... When your girlfriend/ wife gets pregnant... Everyone rubs her belly and says "Congratulations"

But no one ever rubs your dick and says "Good Job"

To begin such a practice requires proof of the guilty party..... just saying
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PostSubject: Re: Thought Provoking Sayings   Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:24 am

lollol they all made me laughed

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PostSubject: Re: Thought Provoking Sayings   Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:52 am

why do people say THANK GOD when
their is a disaster and 98 people die
but 2 people live???


stupid isn't it
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